|
 It's a
place
we've always dreamed of . . .
CAMP-GO-AWAY!
It's a virtual reality island where we can stash
away every annoying person (TFN) in a paradise
they'll love. Imagine: Sending your least favorite
politician, actor, athlete or anyone else who has
used up more than their allotted 15 minutes of
fame! In this paradise, irritating personalities
will THINK that the world cares about their every
utterance, as they provide non-stop spew into the
microphones and camera lenses of "huddled media
masses"... yet you'll be spared! The equipment's
never connected to anything! Think of it: these
people are taken away from the glare of the REAL
publicity spotlight so you can live your life
apart from them... and consume loads of actual
media without experiencing them at every turn. We
don't wish bad things to happen to them... we just
wish they'd GO AWAY for a while!
TO NOMINATE YOUR "FAVORITE"
CANDIDATE FOR CAMP GO AWAY
Please email either
Mark Larson
or
Generalissimo today! COMING SOON: An exciting
DETAILED map of CAMP GO AWAY, its many villages
and other shameless, hair-brained, money-making
concepts that could turn this thing into something
really big! (Oh, sure, we'll need actual
FUNDS to turn this into a REAL place!)
NOTE: Nominations do not
necessarily reflect the opinions of the Camp
proprietors. |
